garrett

if my forehead was just 10% smaller and i had a different personality i would be unstoppable

blue chip advertisers are back in a big way

rich i’m sorry for ratioing your boy. i do not work for the mamdani campaign. i got kicked out of their flatiron offices after following a delivery guy in and doing a cajun accent claiming to be the “james carville of the left”

i am never not checking my email again holy shit

streets hate to see a white boy with a camera and built-in flash. glory to harlem! @hasanthehun @nkulw @EricHovagim

yeah, the dsa is cool... zohran win is great and all. but i still have not received my physical membership card or beanie that i was promised after becoming a national and chapter paying dues member so i WILL become a right-wing media pundit.

if you needed another reason not to rank this man. he didn't use the oxford comma

also shoutout to my film lab for the quick turnaround and this surprise message

important nyc mayoral election update: zohran mamdani's bodyguard is also a jazz musician.

returning home to my wildly inaccessible and broken buzzer building to see that zohran mamdani canvassers successfully entered and canvassed. built different. go vote!

outside john jay a cuomo guy pointed to someone in our zohran group and did the throat slitting gesture. they’re calling it the best campaign ever run!

NEW: @ZohranKMamdani is up 4 points over @andrewcuomo in a Public Policy Polling survey of 573 likely Dem primary voters conducted last week by landline and text. The poll is not ranked-choice. No other candidate comes close. By @NickReisman & @joeanuta: politico.com/news/2025/06/1…

HUGE @DataProgress POLL JUST DROPPED ZOHRAN ONLY 7 POINTS BEHIND IN FIRST ROUND ZOHRAN ONLY 2 POINTS BEHIND IN FINAL ROUND

i love new york city!!!