gabsmashh
@gabsmashh
security strategist | 1L JD Candidate | NYU alum | UMGC adjunct professor | USMC & USCG auxiliarist
most girls trying to get to know you will ask you boring, shallow questions like "what's up" or "how ya doing" but i like to ask more thoughtful questions. like "what is the name of the street you grew up on?" or "what is your mother's maiden name?"
ok so this is a bucket list item checked off for me...i got quoted in @Forbes!! check out my commentary on the SharePoint exploits that have everyone scrambling: forbes.com/sites/tonybrad…
wonder what kinda trouble we can get up to this year? 😋
i’ll be in vegas for hacker summer camp starting on the 5th & im very much looking forward to catching up with some of my absolutely favorite people (looking at you @gabsmashh @d0rkph0enix @timmydoomsday)🖤✨
if i make it through the next 2 weeks without completely crashing out, it will be an actual miracle 🙃
"how did you end up working in cybersecurity?" pick a category-
hey boy, are you an unpatched CVE bc the longer i ignore you, the worse you get
got a lil drunk and ordered this excellent shirt last week.
not a Guinness but my favorite draft beer of all time (when i can find it!) can you guess what it is?
no matter how shit your week was, at least you didn't get caught cheating on your spouse with a coworker at a coldplay concert
do i have any UK friends that are willing to send over some Hawkstone Lager (Jeremy Clarkson's beer?) I have a friend who wants some who is willing to pay $$$ to get it haha
if you’ve done a FedRAMP/IL5 deployment, you know how rigorous controls should be here. this is what happens when operational security bows to cost. it’s “innovation” that guts zero trust from the inside. if you're more worried about TikTok than this, you're looking in the…
You turn the corner. The alley’s choked with wires, rust, and old, burnt-out neon. At the end, humming softly, stands 5N4CK3Y. Coils empty. Coin slot blinking. It’s too clean for this part of town. A shadowy figure is down the way, seemingly unaware. The keypad lights up.
top sirloin, soy pan sauce, everything bagel-seasoned mashed potatoes, and broccoli
