Jared
@funyjared
Here you’ll find, humor(ish), bad music takes, horror movie talk, pro wrestling chat, and politics from someone who hates politics.
I owned a wrestling company for a few years and in that time I got black out drunk with Gangrel and he chopped me so hard it made me bleed.
Name a piece of wrestling lore about yourself.
As funny as they are there are fewer unfunny guests on Kill Tony than Rogan and Fitzsimmons. It’s mind boggling how mediocre they are
That episode of South Park felt lazy but 100% on brand. It was so lazily done I think it was done that way on purpose. Like he doesn’t even deserve our full condemnation.
Still thinking about one of the greatest “one scene only” performances ever put on screen. The great Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Who gave the best performance in a film where they weren’t the lead character?
“Not a man alive could be Ozzy but Ozzy and Ozzy couldn’t be anyone but Ozzy”-Lemmy
Ozzy Osbourne meeting his lifelong idol, Paul McCartney in 2001.
Jay Z looks like Eric Andre has gone too deep into one of his pranks and doesn’t know how to get out.
I can't unsee Jay Z looking like he's recording people with his ring.
Lemmy’s last show was on 12/11/2015 He died 17 days later on 12/28/2015 Ozzy’s last show was on 07/05/2025 He died 17 days later on 07/22/2025 Badasses to the very end.
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: The gates are open at Packers training camp and the fans are already showing out. No fan base fills the bleachers quite like Green Bay.
