Radical Funky Kong Facts
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what the funk?!?? (that's my sitcom catchphrase that a laugh track plays afte hi hi hello @dazzdazzle❤️
The OFFICIAL Full Redser Lore Thread:

Lost girl and Bonetrousle go surprisingly well together
Lost girl and His theme go surprisingly well together
everything about this movie sounds like its fantastic for RDJ's wallet and nothing else
Rebecca Romijn says she’s not sure if she has finished filming her scenes for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ “Not sure. They haven’t finished writing [the script]” (Source: @THR)
this event was so funny bc it was literally just the exact same one from 6 years ago but this time it was red. like actual redser type shit.
1 HOUR UNTIL THE OG ROCKET EVENT can't believe i have to say this but the previous post was obviously a joke.. SO MANY people thought i was serious 😭
totk WISHES it had a story as good as I Hate Tears Of The Kingdom
i publicly bullied a man on the internet for having a bad tears of the kingdom take and now we are in a loving relationship
I have no lore bc I go and sit quietly and enjoy the movie and leave. More people should do that actually
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
It’s me and my hyper fixation from 5 years ago against the world #TimDrake #dccomics #robin
im going back in time and deleting every OC. no OCs exist anymore only Cs
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10 dollars Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25 Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute)
hulk hogans soul arriving inside trisha paytas’ baby aquaman and seeing that he has to share it with ozzy osbourne
Everyone who follows me, it's extremely important you watch this. It's proof of me being wrong. My account lives by it's transparency. I called out an innocent person for no reason and this reply marks an entirely new and more thoughtful era of Radical Funky Kong Facts.
alright funky, here’s your proof 🙄
The switch 2 pro controller is better than the original in every way but the box doesn't nearly have as much sauce as the og
I think there's something wrong with my DTTG vinyl
i adore donkey kong bananza but even i will admit that the side quest where DK introduces pauline to the world of mayoral politics felt really out of place. i had no idea that ape was a conservative.
there's gotta be a joke in here somewhere
THERE'S TWO OF THEM?
i dont got a pisser5 though:(( 😢😢
Instead of arguing which is better just play both, it’s allowed.
twitter is like the ocean where the blue ones have evolved to generate money via spreading their pollution. they crap on eachother and eat eachothers crap and turn the ocean into sewage while the other fish swim in schools trying to avoid the filth but still falling for the bait