Dave Fulton 🤡
@fulton_dave
BBC Newsnight, Live At The Comedy Store, MTV, Netflix, Short films Bad Time5 https://itunes.apple.com/gb/movie/bad-time5/id1473589252 mgt @Aston_Mgt
I don’t just read banned books, it turns out I write them too! #bannedbooks #civilwar #slavery #LGBTQ #redstates
Why can't the Justice Department reopen the Epstein case without first meeting Ghislaine Maxwell? Is it possible they are unaware of all the women who have implicated Donald Trump? "Interesting." #EpsteinCase
After 10,000 shows HipHop and Ball people talk about breaking down old 40s 50s . They clearly don’t realize PE is a anomaly. This is @FlavorFlav yesterday at 66 . Stare at your elders … yeah i can jump in the crowd too but i ain’t lolol #BlackSky
You did it for ratings and money you hypocrite. You’d interview Hitler if there was a profit motive
ANDREW SCHULZ: “I voted for none of this. Trump is doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for.”
Proof I’m making an effort in England while still questioning America
Hey @adamhillscomedy remember this? 2006 in Melbourne back before I was considered ‘too old for the demographic’. I think I still owe @billburr some money for the rental car.

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Years ago @DougStanhope had a great routine about doing himself in. Just read about a guy diving into a jet engine. Did this make the cut? Thoughts and prayers for whoever was sitting in that window seat.

GLASGOW, we have even more superb entertainment in store for you this week ⬇️ 📆 Tue: @SeedTalks 🎟 bit.ly/SeedTalksGlasg… 📆 Fri & Sat Night Comedy, featuring Abigoliah Schamaun, Liam Withnail, @PeteOtway, Stuart Murphy (Fri) & @MarcJennings90 (Sat) 🎟 bit.ly/GlasgowWeekend…
4th July, 1844 — Edmonia Lewis was born. Edmonia was the first professional black sculptor and one of the most celebrated neoclassical sculptors of her time. ‘The Death of Cleopatra’ is one her most recognised works. It depicts the famous Cleopatra in the moment of her death.…
"The police in this country make no distinction between a Black Panther or a black lawyer or my brother or me. the cops aren’t going to ask me my name before they pull the trigger." —James Baldwin
What our ancestors were doing on 4th of July 1776.
I’m organising a comedians game of this on the meadows that this years fringe. Who’s up for it?
What the f*ck have I just watched 😭😂
Still grinning from ear to ear after an unforgettable weekend of comedy 😄 Shoutout to @LouConran, Paul McDaniel, @fulton_dave & @LiamFarrelly9 for lighting up the stage with pure class 🔥 We’re back this Fri & Sat, come get your laughter fix! Tickets at glee.co.uk/glasgow