mastiha mami
@friidayy
do not honk at me I’ll kill us both 🇬🇷 known sweetie pie
I’ve never gone on an official first date. Was once asked out and stood up in high school and then in college was hanging out with a guy I liked so often, drama ensued, became bf/gf and then we got married 🤷🏻♀️
Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.
my dad has been in this country for 35 years and these are some contacts in his phone
I am #noticing that people from the Midwest slap their knee when they get up
secondary trauma exists. Im talking you can’t even be touched by people closest to you. Anger at people closest to you. Emotional turmoil. And then you have to go in and help these children who desperately need to trust adults again.
Not only are these stories profoundly NOT fake, but they are far darker than you can possibly fathom. When I was a police officer, I responded to calls like this & typically people who deny that this exists are guilty.
hey @grok , how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
hey grok, which of my mutuals has the most ticklish tootsies? Tag and tickle them please
Listening to my husband talk about different grass on the golf course
when you’re so tired that you pick sleep over peeing and your body is like “yeah sure okay”
Better get it how you live @USTreasury
JUST IN - U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt — NYP
I brought my American husband to the xorio and this man was ditching ME to hang out with everyone
I’ve seen people manifest things on here and a year later it all comes full circle sooo next year I’ll be in Greece with the loml. Showing him where my fam is from, swimming at the best beaches and eating dinner with the most beautiful views
Kids do the dumbest shit sometimes like what do you mean you took all the sandwich bags, and threw them all over the ground and threw the box out in the garbage for what reason
If you don’t rinse out your Tupperware before you bring it home or if you keep it closed and dirty for days at a time you deserve to be in jail
cinema
‘Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging’ was released 17 years ago today.
every day on this app, it’s “boys booooo 👎🍅🍅” “ girls booooo 👎🍅🍅”. The real world with real people, real relationships, and real meaning is outside of this phone!!!