ObliqueTchotchkeSeason
@franzchero
Can we get a “PLAY THE SONG” chant in Amway if we’re up late in the 4th quarter?? #MagicTogether

Surely this is 🧢 If we make the moves necessary to resign him then ok respect to this guy
Victor Oladipo showcased strong form during a heavily attended private workout in Las Vegas on Monday, drawing positive reviews from scouts and executives on hand, sources tell me. The Orlando Magic have emerged as a team worth keeping an eye on.
There’s a bunch of teams that could use him tbh Wouldn’t mind a reunion in Orlando but one or both of WCJ and Goga would need to be moved (once Moe is back) Problem is I wouldn’t want any of them as the main starter 😅
There is no trade market for Nikola Vucevic and he is more likely to be bought out during the season than traded, per @JakeLFischer
I’m so jaded by Paolo haters that I’m pretty sure Jeff is just engagement farming I guess I’m happy we finally have a player that’s worth talking about, even if they do it for all the wrong reasons
Jeff Teague says he would take Paolo Banchero over Victor Wembanyama "The reason I say he's better than Wemby is because Wemby ain't really did nothing. We just like Wemby because he's a freak... He's a phenomenal player, but I'm just going to go with what I see." (Via…
Most ppl realize we got be better with the offseason we had I don’t think ppl give enough credence to just how much the Magic suffered with injuries and lack of any real offensive threats outside of Paolo and Franz Genuinely in play for the 1 seed and dark horse ECF run
Yeah, the Magic are gonna be a problem.
Paolo Banchero ‘25 Playoffs 28-8.5-4.1 career avg in 2 playoff series Superstar💫
Paolo Banchero, in that mode
Dub and Chet gonna get a lot of leeway for the chip but istg neither are better than Paolo, Mobley or Cade and I’d even say Franz but no one is gonna let me have that take lol
A little over 93,000 votes. . . Here’s how Twitter sees the Top-25, Under-25:
Jase Richardson is pretty good at basketball Wish we got to see him more but it was pretty clear he was levels ahead of the competition
Final stats for all drafted rookie at Summer League. Sorted by draft order to make it easier to find someone
Still can’t believe we got this guy Don’t give a fuck about the picks if he just gives us this while upholding our defense
in 2024-25, desmond bane was one of 8 players to eclipse 20 points on 60% TS, 5 assists and 4 rim attempts (per 75) the other seven — shai, giannis, jokic, lebron, brunson, zion and butler. bane's scoring + playmaking + rim pressure brings a new dimension to orlando's offense
in 2024-25, desmond bane was one of 8 players to eclipse 20 points on 60% TS, 5 assists and 4 rim attempts (per 75) the other seven — shai, giannis, jokic, lebron, brunson, zion and butler. bane's scoring + playmaking + rim pressure brings a new dimension to orlando's offense
I wonder if Tristan can earn the starting spot next to Franz Doubt it since it’s his first run with the team
Who can stop them? 👀🇩🇪 Germany announced their 16-man roster for #EuroBasket 2025!
Paolo, Franz and Bane all better then OG Jalen has the potential to be at least similar impact
Where would OG Anunoby rank on every NBA team?
I get ATL made some nice moves and they should be a much improved team but can we stop pretending they are better than the Magic
My East standings prediction for next season 1. Knicks 2. Cavs 3. Atlanta 4. Magic 5. Detroit 6. 76ers 7. Bucks 8. Pacers 9. Celtics 10. Raptors 11. Heat 12. Bulls 13. Hornets 14. Nets 15. Wizards
6-7 at least but usually more Y’all nasty
BE HONEST. Over or under 3.5 showers per week? 🚿
Nets fans are upset lol
Don't worry, we will get to the Dame reunion!
Am I the only one that STILL wonders what kind of player Bamba could’ve become if he cared at all about being the best player he could be?
When anyone tries to compare their fav to Paolo
This is not a shot at all at DPM as a stat, think it’s for sure an interesting, useful number. But we gotta stop with the individual player charts as if they’re the be-all, end-all of a player’s value. See them used way too often without context just to advance silly agendas.
This is not a shot at all at DPM as a stat, think it’s for sure an interesting, useful number. But we gotta stop with the individual player charts as if they’re the be-all, end-all of a player’s value. See them used way too often without context just to advance silly agendas.
Funny enough this is probably the best team Portland has had around Dame his entire career there
BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.
Who do you think has made the biggest moves this offseason??