Frank Allison
@frankwithaknife
Author, DON’T THANK GOD, THANK THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES THAT CAME BEFORE YOU (@gameoverbooks) ⚔️ unholy terror upon motorsports ⚔️
DON’T THANK GOD, THANK THE KOHLS MANNEQUINS THAT CAME BEFORE YOU 🏁 THE MERCH DROP IS HERE ‼️ LINK IN BIO + NEXT TWEET
“I’m an intermittent faster” oh really i couldn’t tell when you screamed at me at 11am for dropping a waterbottle
This is the most logical evolution of the Lana Del Rey Situation, I cannot imagine being surprised by this
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
if you’re new to eye makeup, you literally cannot go wrong with the MAC Costa Riche eyeliner pencil (so soft, looks beautiful regardless of skill if you just rub it in, better than black on every eye color) and mascara combo
as someone who loves eyeliner: if you're in your first year of transition, put that pen liner down!!!
Francis Ford Coppola says he’s adding deleted dreams sequences and re-editing MEGALOPOLIS to make it “more weird” “It was [originally] more weird. I own the picture, I can do anything I want with it.” tinyurl.com/up3639y9
My friends are amazing and incredible and one learned to make really good ice cream (both dairy and non dairy, as pictured)
Lex Luthor was a very strange bisexual man on adderal. Out of control.
not to MCRtweet on this fine summer morning but I am once again thinking about White Winter Hymnal as perspective on the events of the Ghost Of You music video. Like not to be controversial but
