Fox Manual
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Ever wondered what a fox might have on it's care tag? Wonder no more! Suggestions accepted!
Caution: If your fox is equipped with an inflation option, never exceed the maximum recommended pressure.
Allowing your fox to work with mediums such as clay will always result in phallic shaped creations.
Exposing your fox to 4/20 activities may result in husky like behaviour, which really isn't all that diifferent from regular fox behaviour.
Never allow your fox out of your sight unless he is wearing his collar and ID.
Fox ears should never be used as handles. Excessive strain can lead to fennec like characteristics.
If your Fox gets into glue, baby oil will help remove it from fur. Foxes should should be heavily supervised around glue. Never leave your Fox with glue unsupervised.
If you leave a fox alone for more than 8 hours, there is a chance he may explode. Limit the amount of time your fox spends alone to below 8 hours to prevent risk of an explosion.
Huskies are not foxes. Huskies are not foxes. Huskies are not foxes. Huskies are not foxes. Huskies are foxes.
Should your fox panic or become hysterical, place a paper bag over his head and wait 10 seconds for a reset to occur.
Caution: exposing your fox to thought provoking stimulus can lead to a headtilt over extension condition.
While your fox functions equally well in both portrait and landscape mode, avoid leaving upside-down for extended periods.
Unauthorized unlocking of foxes aquired through contract can result in ear and tail malfunctions.
Caution: Do not attempt to stop a moving fox with your genitals.
Caution: Foxes can be forgetful during times of prolonged excitement. Ensure your fox eats regularly and is kept well hydrated.