Field of Reeds
@fmtownsmartey
How to Talk to Girls at The Mall
I want to make love to the internet everyday of my life
Had an insanely vivid dream where I got a new graphics card and I was legitimately disappointed to wake up and realize it was just a dream
RXKNephew seven minutes into an 18-minute song: I think Jeremy Renner jumped in front of that car/ I'm Jeremy Renner, I jump out the car/ I ghostride the whip like I'm Jeremy Renner/ I owe thousands of dollars to several people
I think all the generation culture war stuff is fake and gay for the most part but the zoomer stare is too real man I deal with it all day at work
.@fmtownsmartey is cancelled. i cannot say why on main…but trust that the exposé is coming.
.@fmtownsmartey is cancelled. i cannot say why on main…but trust that the exposé is coming.
when you wake up and are immediately impaled by the spear
How to it feels to have fucken sex! I’m talking straight up penis in and around the pousey action. I’m sorry guys I can’t do this. I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m nothing
Zoomer coworker who I always get something for at Dunkin didn’t even offer when he went today
