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I cannot believe every one of you weren't shouting Beau Is Afraid's praises from the rooftops. I finally got to it last night and my god. masterpiece and top 10 comedy of all time, up there with Synecdoche, New York
So many stupid people think having a calm demeanor and seeming above it all makes them more rational. No, actually if you don’t feel pretty intensely about the injustices of the world that doesn’t make you logical it means you’re less human.
Black Sabbath were cool because they were basically just hippies who sang about how important peace and love are but from the perspective of their absence; i.e. “It’s so scary that there’s not enough peace and love in the world.” That’s what being a Dark Empath is all about
Give me an example of the best anyone has ever looked in a movie
Give me an example of the best anyone has ever looked in a movie
you typically do this when you have nothing to hide
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files. nyti.ms/4nZtblR
really funny how right wingers have taken to calling "caring about multiple important pressing issues" the omnicause. they've only cared about three dead letter causes for decades and can't fathom there being anything else going on
yup calling leftists– including Tlaib and Omar!– neo-nazis for disagreeing with your stance oughta fix this PR and core political issue and really make it go away
Google is free. If you’re saying I voted for military funding, you are lying. Receipts attached. Drag me for my positions all you want, but lying about them doesn’t make you part of the “left.” If you believe neo-nazis are welcome and operating in good faith, you can have them!
🇨🇦 Niagara Falls never stops. 🌊🚫 Day and night, year after year… Millions of gallons pour over the edge every minute. But where’s it all coming from? How does it never run out? 🤔 We’re told it's just the Great Lakes… but no one questions the infinite supply of water or how…
🇨🇦 Niagara Falls never stops. 🌊🚫 Day and night, year after year… Millions of gallons pour over the edge every minute. But where’s it all coming from? How does it never run out? 🤔 We’re told it's just the Great Lakes… but no one questions the infinite supply of water or how…
going through life as this kind of stupid guy is amazing. everyone else stupid seems to be having a great time in america now but you've found a way to construct a miserable prison for yourself nevertheless
~80% of women's intrasexual status signaling is just "I can afford to be difficult" Men prefer women who are not difficult, & *strongly* prefer women who don't publicly signal their commitment to being difficult
learned you can get from scooby doo to the rosenbergs in, incredibly, two steps
DC honky tonk legends Heaven Forbid tonight playing at Songbyrd, celebrating finally releasing their debut album with event All Hat No Cattle: One Last Ride: One More Ride. they're a great time, buy their album heavenforbiddc.bandcamp.com/album/heaven-f…
crazy to see dozens of my mutuals get duped into seeing a superhero movie in 2025 and then checking letterboxd to see dozens of 2.5 to 3.5 star reviews from them
incredible bit to claim to be dying and spend your "final days" churning this shit out
Don't act like this never happened to you. (The rest of the comic is only available to subscribers on X or on Locals.)