Jon 🧪
@flowfaggometry
Scientist by day🧑🔬 Thirsty gay also by day 🤭 Gaymer 🎮 Occasionally NSFW (?) 😵💫
Only time I used a condom was to jerk off into it in undergrad. That was 13 years ago 😵💫
I think I’ve used a condom once since 2019
Having gay friends is the best! What do you mean that we can platonically suck each other off, play DK Bananza, and then platonically eat each other out? uWu
Sides win once again 🙂↕️
all tops are racist, all bottoms are pedophiles
Unfortunately, can’t stan Hugh Jackman gay anymore. Gays dating their lookalikes gives me the ick 😵💫
I can’t come to Philly without something cursed happening the moment I arrive. A frazzled woman just approached us in the street and told as “You know, people get killed in this neighborhood “ ✨
Do people just—- die at 30???
the thought of being on dating apps past the age of thirty absolutely terrifies me icl