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PBS reading the Elmo tweets knowing their funding is already on the chopping block.
Only the best…avoid north. 😬 abcnews.go.com/US/delta-regio…
Maxed out our Taco John’s rewards, making us eligible for the Roughrider Hall of Fame.
Offering our condolences to @ltgovstrinden and her family during this very difficult time. Your family is in our thoughts and prayers!
Confirmed. Chipolte has not purchased property in Bismarck.
The Flick has not gone missing, unlike the Epstein list. 🤣 Just needed some time off social media to enjoy some vacation time.
Ever seen a Bison with a security detail in Theodore Roosevelt National Park!? Well tomorrow is your lucky day!
Got it on good word @JDVance will be in Medora, ND tomorrow! Those big C17s flying over Bismarck today were most likely delivering his vehicles. Maybe he’ll go on a hike with Doug!
Uh oh! Amazing shot of a tornado that touched down in north Bismarck at 10:39 pm cdt in North Dakota this evening (10/27/25).
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President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."
Still in our bunker. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🫡
High level discussions are taking place today in North Dakota on contigency measures the state can take on future tornado threats. Missile strikes on tornados are on the table!
Now you know why we were put in the bunker.
We have been relocated to a secure location for the purposes of “ensuring the continuity of North Dakota satire in the event of WWIII”
The Jamestown area of North Dakota was just smoked by an EF-4 or EF-5 tornado with numerous other radar indicated twisters across the region. This image was captured from @ReedTimmerUSA’s livestream. Folks are going to need a lot of help and prayers tonight.
We have been relocated to a secure location for the purposes of “ensuring the continuity of North Dakota satire in the event of WWIII”
Taking a trip to Yellowstone next year. Any suggestions on what to see first in the park (beyond the obvious)?
