Dee
@figgled
john stamos won't return my emails
yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth
Sometimes offline friends are unnerving. It’s like being friends with someone who is visiting from the past
Just finished watching the Sopranos for the first time. Pretty good hey. I’m the first to think this
Obsessed w these videos man. The boy plays the family games over and over and over. With prizes like lone and candy and soda and sweets. Every time he gets the Chayote. Games of chance, games of skill; it’s always the Chayote. He can’t win anything else.
Picked up nephew from school and became part of the divorced dad circuit. Purse-lipped mentions of The Ex; pass-agg eye rolls. One man literally appeared out of a shrub to announce he has a weird foot thing going on. I’ve never felt so alive
I am the most efficient person at airport security. I breeze through like a gazelle. I help stack the filth-ridden trays at the end. Everyone is not only impressed but I am lauded as a hero and definitely not a huge loser
2025 rules. Saw a shit movie and discovered it was written and funded by the founders of a meal delivery service who also did this
his dogs don’t look anything like the real ones. should have been fired
behind the scenes of '101 dalmatians', 1961
When I play Connections I try to get the purple one first and it’s easy when you put yourselves in the shoes of someone very annoying
Francesca Albanese modeled a way to answer this effectively even under the constraints of someone who cannot afford a soundbite denying “Israel’s right to exist”
NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, this morning, following story that he declined to sign onto Assembly resolutions recognizing Israel’s independence and condemning the Holocaust: “I do support [Israel’s] right to exist as a state.”