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@ferdaenthusiast
My name is not buddy. Qdoba frequenter. Theta formal enjoyer. South Park glazer. Knower of Ball
Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
Instagram followers don’t matter, if you don’t have 500+ on LinkedIn you’re actually a fucking bot
South Park referring to Colbert getting canceled within a week of it happening is unbelievable. Greatest show of all time
It absolutely baffles me that there are people who think there are 10 QBs better than Jalen Hurts. There aren’t even 5.
Watching it swirl around the bowl for 4 seconds after flushing and then going down is a top 5 feeling. Maximum shit efficiency📈
It’s one thing to leave the sticker on a hat. It’s another thing to leave it on a Dr. Pepper hat. What happened to the country I loved

Greatest inventions of their time: 1. Lightbulb 2. Wheel 3. Urinal pads that smell good when you pee on them
Drank a full mimosa without orange juice, much healthier without all the sugar
Cranberry juice is such a weird beverage. It tastes bad but is so good
If you order blue cheese over ranch you’re actually a psychopath
why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays
Shirt on inside out to the senior leadership team meeting. Get ready to learn no return offer buddy

VJ Edgecomb will win rookie of the year. Genuinely looked just like Anthony Edwards out there or a faster version of Jimmy. My goodness
GARY SANCHEZ HURT TOO. THE BASEBALL GODS WANT TO SEE SAM BASALLO. CALL HIM UP.
Kevin Brown just talked about his love for Oasis for a few minutes on air. Further proving why he’s best announcer in baseball
Three people in front of me at Cava told them they didn’t want the pita on the side. Am I missing something???
Season 2 of tires been out for a month and I’m just now seeing this??
Gimme Giannis on the Sixers. If the website says successful, surely the Bucks will say yes. Pull the trigger @dmorey
