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『In off the moors, down through the mist beams, god-cursed Grendel came greedily loping.』
“I just think if you’re gonna put a group together to make a cum pizza you should at least stand on business about eating it.”



My one pet peeve is people taking the trash out before the bag is even half way full
Plane had a lot of turbulence I started praying “GOD IF YOURE GONNA KILL ME PLEASE TAKE MY MUTUALS TOO!” and the turbulence stopped so thanks guys
If my plane crashes it was because of @sadgirlera_ I’ll see yall whenever
Flight tonight
They caught 2 drug addicts in Coulda Been House and took away their drugs aw this bouta get bad 😭
I do this I just haven’t been exposed yet
Oh he doesn’t skip a story he never played
Get yall asses off Tea NOW oh my god
The drivers licenses leaked today from the tea app have been uploaded to a searchable map.... this may be the worst PII leak I've ever seen lol
Tummy friday idgaf if it doesn’t make sense show that belly