⛧ · (DO)RIAN.
@fauxprinz
( thankfully, dorian can't feel pain, so he stays attached like a tick! )
[ FIGHT TO SURVIVE ]
( laughing, running up the side of the wall and sticks his claymore into it so he can jump on top of dainsleif. )
[ yelps and tries to find a higher place! ] no! deforestation is bad for the planet! protect me, smokey the bear!
"alpha" this, "omega" that, we are bringing down celestia, get with the program.
time to chop down a tree, then. ( takes the claymore off of his back. )
[ laughs and backs up, finding something to quickly stand on! ] but i’m terrified now! i’m being attacked!
( immediately trying to kick dain's knees in. ) nothing philosophical about neck pain. down with you.
[ chuckles ] it’s natural to wish for the growth and flourishing of living things. a curse is yours to bear and break, and accepting aid is strength. and so is dealing with a sore neck.
i didn't realize signing up for a therapy session with a tree. ( sigh. ) at least get on your knees so i don't have to break my neck to look at you. ( deflecting, maybe. he isn't sure. he feels strange. )
… the way you feel has never had a reason to be wrong. it was unfair. it was cruel. unfortunately the only way to answer ‘why’ is when she finally loses her life. the question is, what are you going to do with that anger? you’re responsible for your reactions to it now.
Silly me. I thought love was real & the body imaginary.
i meant peasant. ( bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk )
.......................Kaeyacertainlylooksniceonthebottom.
i see. well, thank you. i will eagerly await.
It's not ready, so you don't need to worry about it yet.
mm. alright, then. where do you want me for the surprise?
[quietly] It is to me.
surprise? for what occasion?
...I did mean it when I said "plotting" was the wrong phrasing. I was planning a surprise.
back from a week+ trip and now i managed to draw him!!!!! can't wait to pull for him 😭💖
Broke out of artblock to speed this out, idk if anyone has done it with albedo yet eue
current favorite internet joke
"dorian what did you do while you were away on another planet?" pet the street babies.
