maya 🌸
@faroresfrog
whatever you want me to be | 23 | if you’re reading this you should follow me
random pretty girl at the bar gave me these tiny blue pills, think ill start taking them for fun
hunter biden is a literal crackhead and he spits more facts than half of the currently elected democrats
gracefully aging elderly dog girl who has cataracts and bumps into stuff and walks with a limp but still gets excited for treats and walks
just got jumpscared bc this random 12 hr long breakcore playlist i found on spotify has a single nickleback song in it that i’ve never heard while listening to it before
i love when the person at the dispo asks me if i have any plans for the rest of the day like yeah just smoke the shit you just handed me
maybe i just go back to work before i kill myself so a company has to deal with the fallout from it
BREAKING: Dingus and Dongus were killed this morning in Rafah by a remote control alligator
🚨BREAKING: Local sources: The couple Sharment and Merment were killed this afternoon in Rafah, after being targeted by a sniper while having lunch.
idk i don’t think ill ever go out again. maybe ill just rot in my room for eternity
i think im probably in the top 0.001% for watchtime by real youtube users
wondering why it’s taking so long to board my plane and i turn around and the line is 80% people over the age of 65. makes sense now
i’m not taking anyone who wants you to say “esquire” in their name seriously
so glad i have to walk through an entire mall to get to my gate at every fucking airport now