Evelyn Greene | NYC/FMTY | Onlyfans

I feel like this is giving slutty Cinderella vibes.

It’s been too long since I’ve gotten naked with my friends. 😢

Are we using AI to respond to each others photos and posts? It’s weirding me out.

Sometimes I wonder why I haven’t seen a provider in a while, then realize she’s retired and wiped her entire existence from the internet. No warning, just gone. Take this as your sign: book the girl while you can. “Someday” can turn into “too late” real quick.

September in San Francisco has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Can you picture me in this?

I just want to prepare everyone. Because it’s almost my birthday month. 🦁

You want her to remember you? Pay her rent. Help with taxes. Support her education. Help her launch her dream career. Teach her to invest. Show her how to buy a home. These things change lives. Do that and trust me, she’ll never forget you.

I’m so tempted to buy a wood burning hot tub. Obviously the aesthetic is very on point. But am I going to be annoyed having to build a fire every time I want to get in?

If you’re hot we’re hot, bring us in 🥹

Certified ESW.

Truly, is there anything worse than lettuce on a sandwich?

Half of my life as EG is just travel and dining logistics.

There are more creative ways to ask for my real name such as putting me in your Will, gifting me property, surprising me with my dream car, covering my student loans or mortgage. Come on, let’s be creative 😄😉

My current dream date is a weekend away to one of my favorite East Coast antique spots and a large antiquing budget.

Tell me I’m wrong. Being an “influencer” in 2025 is sitting in your kitchen at midnight in a sports bra and sweats, drinking champagne, eating from the party size bag of peanut butter m&m’s, learning a new skill online (video editing?) so you can stay relevant.

I promise you. I’m a whole vibe.