Eustace Winner bot

IT'S WINNING TIIIIIIME!!!

The “winning” approach…?

But Miss Delicious is no ordinary person! She’s a card-carrying pharmacist!

IT'S WINNING TIIIIIIME!!!

I don't need your approval anymore! And I don't need you!

Way to drop right into my lap, Kay Faraday!

I'M nothing! I'm useless… *sob* Meaningless… Just go! Just leave me alone! *sniffle*

So t-tell me, Edgeworth… *sob* Wh-What am I supposed to believe in now…? *sniffle*

He's the top of the top! The winningest Winner of all!

Suicide is... um... Off the table for now, yeah.

You suppressed vital evidence. And we just proved that in a court of law.

Go to it, Gavèlle! Put Edgeworth out of, uh…

Heh. At my level, I barely need to listen to a word, and I still understand exactly half of what’s going on!

Wh-What do I do, Dad!? I played right into his hands!

The letter was… It was in her other pocket! Yeah!

Hey! What about MY findings!? You can’t just ignore them!

IT'S WINNING TIIIIIIME!!!

And then… I’ll think about what to do after that!

Wh-What is this!? Why aren't you shouting “objection”? Y-You ALWAYS shout “objection”!

Sure. But I thought, why not let the grunts handle the grunt work, you know?

Uh, yeah! Exactly! Where’s your aptitude, smart guy?