Eugene Wei

The rhetorical style of any Twitter account that continues to gain followers converges on that of a fortune cookie.

Scariest email I receive regularly is the one with the subject line "Eugene, you’re on a roll on LinkedIn!". Always makes me think I've committed some horrible mistake recently.

Elon to the Grok team: "Guys, you're still trying to replace Hitler. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is recreate him. Recreate him in the aggregate."

The number of times I open my Macbook and then have to wait 15 minutes for iMessages to sync... How is this not solved already?

My friend @danwwang’s book Breakneck is up for pre-order! So proud of him. This book gave me a new framework for understanding China-US relations. Anyone who cares to understand this critical geopolitical rivalry should read it. amzn.to/4lHPb2P

Congratulations to @joulee and the whole Sundial team! 💪

Google Maps thirst trap

Screaming Eagle at the Pleasanton Costco: recession indicator

Very curious how much Expensify spent on sponsoring Brad Pitt’s fake race team in F1. The logo is obnoxiously in your face throughout the movie, I’m surprised there wasn’t a scene of Pitt filling out an expense report.

Pacers down 1 at the end of this game, Carlisle calls a play for Siakam in the huddle. Pacers players look unenthused. Carlisle scans his players’ faces, confused. McConnell locks eyes with his Coach: “I’ll make it.”

Rick Carlisle to T.J. McConnell after Haliban popped his Achilles

Few places match New York City for price discovery on every aspect of real estate. You want a window with natural light? To be within three blocks of a subway stop? A patio? An elevator? Working air conditioning? It’s priced in.

RIP Alfred Brendel. I can listen to the call and echo between piano and orchestra at (4:00) forever. open.spotify.com/track/6hAmp1wV…