matilda ☂

Cat Jumping, Salford, 1957, photo by Neil Libbert.

in 1986 paul simon told me i was the roly-poly little bat-faced girl and i decked him so hard in the microbangs his hair plugs flew clean off his head

s&g fans whenever paul and art break up

current favorite internet joke

this is my beautiful baby simon garfunkel

This 83 year old Paul Simon still gives pussy the old-fashioned way

worlds smallest artie

S&G fans every time Paul and Art got back together just for them to break up again

I’m going to Microwave him for A Minute and Forty Five Seconds and Watch him and Savor Every Moment

simon & garfunkel

that paul simon pussy that sends you to mexico

art garfunkel used to have a girlfriend that looked actually identical to paul simon. just letting you all know

oh its over

A pioneering musical satirist, professor of mathematics and musical theatre, and the inventor of the jello shot: RIP to a legend

SHE’S A CLOWN SHOW

rest in peace to the coolest guy to ever do it

they made the coolest guy ever and killed him. rip tom lehrer :(