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girl who eats homemade marshmallows for breakfast

sometimes i think im normal but then i remember that i will be planning my wedding around the week where my nose looks the best

If you’re a slightly crazy woman the only man who will truly appreciate you is a slightly crazy man (but with a different flavor of craziness)

imagine still thinking sugar makes you fat

accurate

redbull just cured me

i slept with my makeup on last night by accident and it looks better in the morning than it did last night ???

do cigarettes give you acne. yes or no

my tan lines are diabolical so … UV 8, aspirin, K2, coconut oil, orange juice, trying to discreetly tan topless

10 mg of progest-E, sun kissed skin, chilled orange wine, parmesan and crunchy grapes

“what’s your love language? mine is physical touch” ya well mine is emotional turmoil. now what

Snep runs on a devious amount of caffeine

is my coworker in love with me

has anyone experienced topical steroid withdrawal and has protocol on how to treat? regular detox? (asking for a friend who’s suffering pretty badly right now with scabs, dryness, cuts etc)

Nietzsche literally said that the solution to all women's problems is to get pregnant

you can just take aspirin & K2 and be hotter