entrenoose

Started out as a bit how did it end up like this

Sasuke still has one of Itachi's eyes. His eternal mangekyo pattern is combined with Itachi's. His flesh and blood in every way, just like Itachi always said.

First hotdog in months, these onion rings are ginormous

Let's meet up. Let's meet up now and mate and die. ASAP.

Amor fatty

Mama duck is literally ^_^

One of my proudest moments was in fourth grade (2003) when our homeroom teacher asked us why we invaded Iraq and I raised my hand to say “for the oil”

Ok this is the last straw

I like rawdogging movies I don’t read the synopses

Oh would you look at the time

No babe, I love your jaw the unclenched ones scare me

Making a dating app where you swipe chopped or goated

Chewing on sips of redbull like a cow does with cud

some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog

Bout to crack open this

Unhooking your bra from the worst timeline

No more Mr. Nice Guy. They killed him, they fucking shot him.

Fuzzy caterpillar

if you plan on doing a crime, dont talk about it on any electronic device, full stop. dont talk to cops, dont joke about it, dont mention it. if you get chatty when you drink, stop drinking. this is 101 shit