professor chaos

ordering a famous bowl w extra mashed potatoes & gravy and going out to the canopy

i just woke up from a second nap today and no one said a damn word about it 😳😳

g’morning my fuckin back hurts

i did none of those things today and that’s okay. i ate and the people i love are proud of me. playing mario superstars and having ice cream to help my mouth 💕 happy mama

seems like a good day to roam around the house in my bikini til i’m ready to go lay out and listen to music for a while

i’m supposed to take this cbg every day but goddamn i have to nap dude i can’t feel my hands

goodmoooorning i am going to do things today

i miss when i when little and my aunt had an entire hallway cabinet of bedsheets that were purely disney themed

nothing but couch snuggles, pool floats, possibly ordering a double cheeseburger, and naps today (i’m still doing my hair)

Yes, the freckles are indeed everywhere.

if anyone ever figures out why you tell a child “no” and they think asking 37462527 times every five minutes is going to change your mind pls loop me in because i’m about to lose my shit

only took half the cbg this morning - still floating

what time is it?!

i’m uhhh gonna take a bath and then bleach my hair later

the laziest, sleepiest sunday ever ✨

i slept til 9 on a sunday!!

hey (with the intention of going to bed)

mind you they were a mother’s day gift!!!

imagine buying your mom tickets to a concert, waiting until after said concert, and then demanding the money back for the tickets because you’re a miserable little twat

can’t decide if i wanna spend the day tanning in the yard or taking the boy to our favorite swimming spot