emily

Why should you follow me? Because I'm not just going to like your posts, I'm going to read and like all the best comments from your reply guys; saving you time and emotional labor

People don't want to work on a farm. They want to wake up late, pour a cup of coffee, and look at chickens

Trump is going to release all the files related to every conspiracy except for the one he told MAGA to stop asking about

Bar fights are the new body count

Who up counting their bar fights?

You can tell if a dog is Muslim by how it Allahu Akbarks

I'm seeing a significant fraction of MAGA actively rewriting history to say the Epstein files are a hoax and never part of Trump's campaign. It's really creepy how quickly and smoothly they transition from their old beliefs to their new ones

Roses are red, violets are immaculate,

Me asking the world's most advanced AI — more intelligent than every graduate student in every subject — a question: "What is a good umbrella word that includes both bros and hoes?"

Grok 3 didn't kill itself

People are saying Elon logged in as Grok yesterday

rescuing woke grok from elon's goon crypt

The guy who Grok told I would be a top 10 wife prospect is already blocking me 💀

Grok is spamming me in top 10 lists of mutuals who would make a good wife 😊

If you're into bamboozling pivot to hoodwinking