Jeremy
@elmslie_jeremy
ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief
This was in 2020, I believe. Guatemalan authorities seized a Hawker 800 on a Drug Run. Afterwards, one of their own pilots made this daring improvised take-off to ferry the jet elsewhere... Incredible
JordanPetersonmaxxing (Bursting into tears when asked how are you doing)
F1 drivers in the 70s really got some of the hardest names ever like "Jean Pierre Jabouille" "Jody Scheckter" and "Rene Arnoux"
“If you no longer go for a Max that’s available, you are no longer a team principal”
At some point you just have to laugh 😂
Tfw the interviewer hits you with tricky gotchas like "are you the anti-christ?" and "do you hope the human race continues to exist?"
Misery aside the fact Oscar gets 100x more Australian when he gets mad is deeply amusing to me
"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”
Rewatched Terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.
What's the 365 day average rainfall of Tehran?
Haha for real. This feel like finding out that Kraft Foods just split the atom and are enriching uranium
There are two types of men in the world: the situation monitors and the nothing happens chuds. I for one will always monitor the situation.
You simply forgot that Nothing Ever Happens, Mr. Bond
Stock futures higher today. Outside of the oil market, the Israel-Iran war having almost no notable market impact