courtney .☘︎ ݁˖

are cigarettes actually bad for you or is that another liberal lie

no one will love you more than a girl from massachusetts

the prodigal pawg returns

attaching jumper cables to his nipples

reconnecting with my dad on the Tea app

im in love with the world through the eyes of a pawg

he said his favorite thing about me is my quick wit and not my enormous rack 🤕

GLUP SHITTO DEAD AT 53 YEARS OLD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Never noticed this cause I’m not lustful or perverted and maintain eye contact at all times.

stuck my finger in a socket cuz i was bored

sybau (shut yo beautiful ass up)

my kid can be gay but no son of mine is joining the Glee club

you realize you’re all acting insane right

i’m not white i’m literally birachel

i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you

Bikini Bottom is a stand your ground state

men with brown eyes have souls

You will never have this And yes, it is because you’re fat

i killed myself over BBC

i am the wizard of loneliness