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There isn't a pandemic, there never was.I wish people would quit acting like there is/was a pandemic.Some old people died.Some unhealthy people died. Some fat people died. It has happened every day since the beginning of time. It will continue to happen until humans are extinct.
We didn't have playdates when I was a kid; our parents kicked us out till dark. And the weakest among us ended up on Unsolved Mysteries like Mother Nature intended.
Bob has suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decided to go and see a Doctor. The Doctor said, “Bob, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your…
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It’s with great pride I can announce that Nicholas of Bartlesville, OK has submitted his 50th lawn, officially completing our 50 yard challenge . I’ll be headed that way soon to visit him and present him his brand new mower, weed eater and blower . Will your kids be next to take…
🚨SMOKING GUN🚨 AFL has obtained new documents CONCLUSIVELY PROVING that AG Merrick Garland’s infamous Oct. 4 memo labeling concerned parents at school board meetings “domestic terrorists” was POLITICALLY ORCHESTRATED and DRIVEN by the Biden White House. “WH has been in touch.”
🧵 Americans will finally learn the truth about how in 2016, intelligence was politicized and weaponized by the most powerful people in the Obama Administration to lay the groundwork for what was essentially a years-long coup against President @realDonaldTrump, subverting the…
In honor of Julia Child’s upcoming birthday, the #TwitterBakeOff on August 17 will be inspired by her legacy. Dishes can be as light as Salade Niçoise or as rich as her favorite chocolate almond cake, Reine de Saba. Bon appétit. @BakeoffJudge
A tradition unlike any other . . . It's Friday! Cloth Off!
Family, I’m excited to introduce our brand-new Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service Portal—a game-changer for our kids and parents! For years, lawn submissions were sent by text. It worked—but we knew we could do better. Now with the portal, kids can track their progress, see…
Neighbor made a deal with this kid that if he could get this old tractor up and running, he could keep it
Ladies and Gentlemen, Government Exhibit #720
BREAKING: El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukele releases footage of the brutal torture that deported illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia was forced endure. While in prison, Garcia was subjected to the horrors of gardening, watching TV and playing soccer.
A tradition unlike any other . . . It's Independence Day! Cloth Off!
It’s a random Tuesday and ALL FOUR varieties of Kentucky Rebel Scum are in stock! And more KRS Original and Green River Ghost are getting bottled right now 🔥
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