EJ Rosetta 💚🖤💜

Right, I’m done. 3 months ago, I was tasked with writing an article detailing “20 Transphobic JK Rowling Quotes We’re Done With” After 12 weeks of reading her books, tweets, full essay & finding the context of these “quotes”, I’ve not found a single truly transphobic message🧵

Just remembering that time I went to that Standing For Women event & I had my flowy dress on & went: “Look, it’s spinny” And did the spinny thing. It was not a crowd pleaser. I didn’t know!

My doctor recently prescribed me Ambien & it doesn’t help me sleep but I wake to find I’ve eaten a whole can of whipped cream while online shopping in bed. And I think she knows that. Like “hey, girlie, chill. Make some bad decisions. Date a bassist. Life is short.” And she’s…

I know 3 trans women who deeply regret their “gender affirming bottom” surgery. Here are their outcomes: 1. “Sarah” had complications resulting in her being unable to control when she urinates. She stays home or wears adult diapers & is miserable about it. 2. “Janet” had…

Top three things on my Bucket List are: 1. Go on a private train car. But not a museum one - I want it moving 2. Do that thing where you go to the airport & get the first plane & go there for a weekend 3. Go to a concert. I know I should have done that one but never have You?

The 3 Day Lesbian First Date is actually a very efficient way of finding a partner quickly & with very little heartache. I swear it’s biologically driven. You meet someone, they tick your boxes, & you go in to sex-hibernation for 3 days. By the time you come out you know their…

Damn right Hampstead Heath’s ladies pond should be female only. Trans women remain male. If they infiltrate a women’s pond it’s no longer for women, is it? There’s a reason we need female only spaces. Good men stay out so bad men stand out. Any male there is an objective nonce.

Love a comedy dress. I’ll find the most awkward person in the room, sit down next to them & go: “Oh look! My dress has chairs on it!” Then comedy pause followed by: “And my chair has a dress on it!” And if you don’t like that joke, you don’t like me.

Why is Disney allowing this man to do this? Yes, man. I’m done being polite. 🚨WARNING: WOMENS STUFF‼️ This pic has given me a flashback: So I’m barely 11 years old when I started my period at a theme park. I was horrified. My mother quickly whisked me in to one of the huge…

I grew these from one single Tesco Peace Lily gifted to me 6+ years ago. They’re now as tall as my waist. I’m super proud. LOOK AT MY PLANTS!