Jayé

About to buy a jersey for a club that finished 15th last season hoping w’ll win the league next season

what holds us back from detaching is ego - bc ego tries to find reason for why you weren’t picked. so just sit in that discomfort, until you are ready to exist in reality. in reality, you accept that you don’t always get to be picked and that’s okay too. 🤍

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

The scariest thing about relationships is one day your person can just stop loving you and never choose you again and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

If you think I'm going to be awake at 12am tonight to watch Manchester United's irrelevant pre-season game, then you are absolutely right.

Idk why but watching a movie early in the morning is so much better than watching it at night

the last time i saw my mother one on one we had a big fight and then for some reason (guilt) we still went out for the day. we were near a movie theatre so i went “i don’t know what it’s about but everyone says it’s good” and so we watched everything everywhere all at once

Superman realizing you won’t die from 1 hit is truly the worst thing that can happen to you he finna start trying shit he saw on TV

I spoke too soon, lacoco might be the shit

Idek if this is TikTok but lol

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Jesus

I'm like if a Hopeless romantic was Avoidant

If she get drunk and don’t call or text you that’s not your girl First thing a drunk female wants is her man

Smart men date women who like them. Stupid men date women they like. Because of female hypergamy, relationships really only work long term if she likes you more than you like her, i.e. she's dating up. If you do it the other way round, everything will always feel like an…

the moon is literally dragging the oceans around and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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Humans created the Banana. Do you know how insane it is and what we can do? These people buy Bananas everyday and think that was how it was created by ‘God’