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@eeajjo
Love tennis, people + Twitter, but mildly afraid of Tennis Twitter people.
Does Jannik Sinner’s latest team decision make me confused, uncomfortable, annoyed, and wishing it was a tour requirement for all team members to have hair? Yes ✅ Is he a grown adult and professional athlete, and my opinion/feelings are completely irrelevant to his team hires…
Man, I can’t help but laugh at the timeline these last 24 hours, and some fans’ passionate belief that Jannik Sinner is lurking online, desperately seeking their thoughts on his life choices. Whilst I’m sure the carrot appreciates your (completely rational) opinions on how he’s…
Jannik Sinner Wimbledon QF Recap Tennis’ most talked-about elbow entered the court, and cybersecurity trackers were shocked at the number of simultaneous internet searches asking, “Is it strange to find a sleeve and strapping tape attractive?” There was considerable concern…
Well, we’ve got heavy strapping tape, an arm sleeve, and the crushing anxiety of an entire fox fandom…… Jannik Sinner is good to go! 🤣🧡🦊
So, here’s my two cents worth (that absolutely nobody asked for 🤭), now that it’s been 24 hours since the unexpected news of Jannik reuniting with Umberto. Firstly, we should acknowledge that we only know a fraction (if that) of what goes on behind the scenes in the Sinner…
Europeans will never understand how funny it is to live on the other side of the world, and have to try to decipher what happened overnight, based on the new Jannik Sinner content 🤣🤣 Like, with absolutely no context added whatsoever, this was my entire timeline when I woke up…
You can always tell when it’s a quiet week of tennis, because of the level of conspiracy/random beefs on the Tennis Twitter timeline. In today’s episode of Wheel of Delusions, a select group of Alcaraz fans are proposing that he purposely threw Wimbledon out of…
Friend: You must have so much more free time now that Wimbledon is over! *quickly closes my daily replay of Jannik Sinner’s finals match* Me: …..Oh yeah, totally….. so much more free time….. 🤣🤭🦊🧡
Ohhh, you’re a Tennis Twitter troll who needs to let us all know you dislike Jannik Sinner? That’s nice…….………………… Sorry, brb, just off to read again how everyone who ACTUALLY meets him thinks he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. 💁🏻♀️🦊🧡
Seal 🎙 "Sinner è capace di ispirare chi lo guarda a diventare la versione migliore di se stesso. È la cosa che più ammiro e rispetto di lui. È il simbolo, la quintessenza del sogno agli occhi di giovani e adulti. Il suo team? È in privilegio stare lì vicino a Simone Vagnozzi e…
Jannik Sinner Wimbledon Final Recap: On Sunday, journalists reported unprecedented numbers of people worldwide hunting for four-leaf clovers. One reporter noted some individuals were also mumbling nonsensically - he couldn’t be certain, but thought it sounded vaguely like, “Ole,…
When you’ve had zero sleep, but Jannik Sinner is the 2025 Wimbledon champion, and you’ve been treated to an endless content supply of GS final match points we actually converted, wholesome trauma survival embraces with Mama Sinner, official trophy photoshoots in basketball…
Jannik Sinner fans remembering we are now finished with slippery surfaces until April 2026:
Jannik Sinner fans right now after surviving six months of Tennis Twitter telling us our guy was washed, doped and a choker in big matches:
Proud doesn’t even begin to cover it. Jannik Sinner, Wimbledon Champion 2025. That was worth the three hours of full body shakes to watch you turn the lowest of defeats into the highest of victories. Soak it all in, Fox Boy 🦊🧡
Me: Man, tennis players are so silly with all of their crazy superstitions. Also me: Okay, well I can’t sit on that couch cushion to watch the final, because last time I did, Jannik Sinner lost RG. 😅🦊🤞
Jannik Sinner Wimbledon SF Recap: BREAKING NEWS: In his latest legal controversy, the carrot has been accused of elder abuse. The incident is alleged to have occurred on Wimbledon Centre Court around 5pm yesterday, and involved the mental and physical torture of an elderly…
Jannik Sinner playing amazing tennis, winning a crazy point, winning a set, breaking an opponent, winning a match, making a GS final: 😐 Jannik Sinner telling everyone his dad and brother are in town: 😁😁😁 . . . 🥹🦊🧡
SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU, JANNIK SINNER! ………. And already feeling anxious for Sunday, BUT MOSTLY PROUD 🤣💪🦊🧡
Is anyone else feeling really calm about Jannik Sinner’s match today, and just excited for him to see him play, regardless of the result? . . . . Yeah, nah, me either. 😭🫣🥵🤞🤣🦊