Semamaque 9️⃣

I was baying for blood at The Crucifixion Of Dapper Laughs like all the rest. In the crowd there was but one woman weeping. And, with eyes full of every human sorrow doubled and given to the next person ad infinitum, before he died Dapper Laughs looked at her and said “she knows”

Just received a massive Cathexis Rebate seconds before commiting suicide via a workplace injury that wasn’t my fault. Boshhh

Centrefold by the J Geils Band really is an amazing psychological case study. The point is not that he didn’t want to see it; it’s the very thing that he wanted to see - what he can’t stand is knowing that everyone else is able to see it. I respect the uncompromising honesty

Killers voice coming out of the gents and I’ve just done a few lines

Adulthood began the day I accepted that I would be largely unfit as a Pokémon trainer due to anger issues and that my Pokémon would probably ultimately be taken from me by some kind of government body

cmat saying she feels like cú chulainn and kerry katona in euro-country

A 1 minute silence was held at Alton Towers in solemn remembrance of Ozzy Osbourne

I was just moved to tears by the video for Guns N’ Roses November Rain. It was something about how Axl Rose was dressed like an admiral at his wedding

I could tell by the technical drawing of an X-Wing on his t-shirt that he was a man with a voracious appetite to understand how everything worked, even stuff that was complete bullshit and a byproduct of mass societal delusion

Feel free to reclaim some meat from my corpse. But be careful not to mechanically separate my immortal soul from the light of God

Don’t cry… If I could, I would double your sorrow and give it to the next person. Then I would do the same for all mankind until the exponential measure of sorrow came all the way back round to me and I would basically just ignore it Like A Boss

Something crucial fell down inside the glove compartment of the Ford Mondeo and was hidden from me forever. Double it and give it to the next person

Having It Large Having It Large Thank God Almighty We Are Having It Large

The Uber Driver is gliding on chrome wheels towards Dagenham. The block of flats I painted shitly for my GCSE Art final piece has been condemned. Driver pull over you muppet I need to walk anti-clockwise around it 6 times saying 6 big boshes so I completely forget about it

Literally I know I’m a total nerd because The Independent emailed me an article called “How Jeffrey Epstein could finish Trump from beyond the grave” and my first thought was “Necromancy” 😂 But seriously though Necromancy can be OP in certain fantasy settings

Hold up 😀 Let me ponder that singular essence of which all reality consists 🤔 It’s the most familiar thing ever 😍 Yet I really know so little about it 😔

Try Jak & Daxter instead *Really quietly under my breath once you’re far away enough* Fuckin pussyhole…

A Cure For Male Mental Health