Fragrantica Femcel
@dymphna_acolyte
tubi aficionado
Realizing that I’m often not the problem! #liberation
“I think you have a strong lymphatic system… and a stronger heart.” -my oomf that was my friend before twitter
I took you here and everyone knew you… or do you not remember?
Public archaeology but it’s just me updating collection management spreadsheets in a coffee shop
Polyamorous (?) weird middle aged new age white throuple (?) with tween child come into the coffee shop I’m in reeking of the sort of weed my dad smokes #triggered
Can a mid they kin meatwad around here? Or is that too controversial?
Guy I barely knew in high school trying to get me to move to where he goes to grad school after I jokingly and publicly announce my impending homelessness via instagram story
A lot of my life is really funny in a way that’s tragic and hard to explain and best suited to a visual medium
Sometimes people try to guilt you into signing leases because you are the only remaining roommate with a credit score and formal rental history (I didn’t create this situation and am lowkey scared)
Seeing my first partner (dated when I was 18) on the street today lmfao. Don’t ignore me! Give me back my copy of Gender and Genre in the Folklore of Middle India!
Middle school best friend liking daily wire instagram reels… it’s over, folx…
Eating shit so badly that multiple people come to check on you 💔