Dylan Park-Pettiford
@dyllyp
Writer. Director. Habitual Line-Stepper. TV: Bosch. All Rise. 68 Whiskey. Books: Roadside. Occasional Magic. Marvel Comics. Reps: CAA, Rain, Janklow+Nesbitt
I apologize. Truly.
Ur one of the few reasons im still on this hell scape
The logline: The story of killing Nazis is evergreen. I’m in. That’s all I had to see.
EXCLUSIVE: A TV series adaptation of the "Wolfenstein" video games is in development at Amazon MGM Studios. The (incredible) official longline for the series states: “The story of killing Nazis is evergreen.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lG6ed
I feel like I’m taking fucking crazy pills.
Tulsi Gabbard: "In this system, there is to be a peaceful transition of power ... so yes, this is a treasonous conspiracy" 🙃
Trump pretending like he didn’t know:
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TOLD TRUMP HIS NAME IS IN EPSTEIN FILES — WSJ
I be annoyed as hell when people don’t reply to the text I forgot I didn’t actually send 😒
I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it
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I was walking around my neighborhood listening to @dyllyp’s new book on audio and got to *that part* in chapter 25 and immediately broke down and started sobbing. I’m glad I was wearing sunglasses 8’)
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I was walking around my neighborhood listening to @dyllyp’s new book on audio and got to *that part* in chapter 25 and immediately broke down and started sobbing. I’m glad I was wearing sunglasses 8’)
Don’t care as long as In-N-Out stays.
In-N-Out owner Lynsi Snyder says she is leaving California latimes.com/business/story…
Good morning. Never gonna stop telling Nazis to kill themselves.

It what?!
#FantasticFour Is a masterpiece. the visual effects and the score are a HUGE stand out. Galactus Is huge In IMAX. It’s emotional and gives you hope. It beats you off and doesn’t stop. STAY Until the END CREDITS.
If I could RT this 100,000 times
America has the most corrupt political system in the Western world.
Triggering old angry racist white dudes into raising their blood pressure and taking years off their own lives is the reason I’ll never leave the app fka Twitter.
To which one? To my $2M house in LA? Or the ranch I own in Arizona? Need you to be more specific.
America has the most corrupt political system in the Western world.