Salty Duchess 👸🏽
@duchess_salty
Newly appointed unofficial Royal correspondent. Reporting live and direct from the comfort of my sofa 😎
I simply couldn’t resist placing #PrinceHarryMemoir #Spare in what I felt were MUCH more appropriate sections of Tescos while I was shopping 😂 I hope a few of the shoppers enjoy my handy work and also have a giggle 🤭




H&M are flopping so abysmally that their fans are upset at William for minding his private business. "Why is he on holiday again with his family? Why in Greece? What type of Yacht are they on? With what money?" Ah, the best revenge is to indeed live WELL 😂😂😂 Not…
Since the BP and Suesex PR meeting, which happened because H&M have now lost both of their big money deals; The British press has been very open in their new campaign to rehabilitate Harry back in the UK. It might seem odd to Most: Why would they do that? didn't Harry sue…
I bet there are plates still being flung in Monteshito as we speak. And Rachel scheming on how she can get a clap back at the haters.
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The Duke of Edinburgh visited the historic tall ship Oosterschelde which has docked at Tower Bridge Quay in London today, following the completion of the DARWIN200 global voyage. 📸 Aaron Chown
The Duke of Edinburgh (centre) tours the ship during a visit to the historic tall ship Oosterschelde which has docked at Tower Bridge Quay in London following the completion of the DARWIN200 global voyage.
Sweet Sophie — Soon after the Queen Mum died [Princess Margaret had died the month before], Liza [Lady ElizabethAnson] called the Queen: ‘How are you?’ She said there were two daily phone calls she didn’t have any more.” Liza told me that “very few people” called the Queen.…
The nail in the coffin is the hated #Unsussexfuls Nobody is remotely interested in Hazbeen or his d-list cable extra 🤭 They’re both social pariahs on both sides of the pond. They’re the most hated self indulgent, self absorbed narcissists on the planet. 🤭

I don’t believe that the Netflix cancellation is due to poor wine sales. That’s just absolute nonsense considering their interest in AsEver is financial and non-operational. I doubt Meghan has informed anybody of unit sales, not even her muppet husband. This is Netflix seeing the…
King Charles III meets the Prime Minister of India, Narendra Modi during an audience at Sandringham House. The King was given a tree, inspired by the initiative launched by the Prime Minister, "Ek Ped Maa Ke Naam", encouraging people to plant a tree in tribute to their mothers.
Harry & Meghan: Billionaire Façade, Bankruptcy Reality? When they left royal life, they promised “financial independence.” Instead, they’ve burned through inheritance and short‑term deals with no steady income in sight. Income (Reality vs Headlines): Netflix: “$100M deal” ≠…
We know furniture and fittings are essential - not just to make a house a home, but to sustain tenancies 🏠. As part of our work to unlock homes, Homewards brought partners together to explore how access to furniture helps prevent homelessness. #Homewards #FurnitureProvision
not just shelter, not just a house but a HOME. #Homewards #PrinceofWales
We know furniture and fittings are essential - not just to make a house a home, but to sustain tenancies 🏠. As part of our work to unlock homes, Homewards brought partners together to explore how access to furniture helps prevent homelessness. #Homewards #FurnitureProvision
It’s highly likely Prince Harry was having a bad come down. We all know about his life long habit of snorting copious amounts of cocaine up his ginger sneck. #PrinceHarryIsABully #PrinceHarryIsToxic #PrinceHarryIsAJunkie