trim yn

the only time i miss my wife is when i swing and she ducks

Pretending my vape is a guitar

Trustworthy asian guy named Honest Lee

Sometimes i post a picture of my poopy and then i remember i have a girl follower

i have a twitter partnership with chiquita banana

good morning pimp nation

Bro is that a matcha stain on your oh wait why are you wearing panties

my ex-girlfriend contacted me for wienering services

my nana is hankering for a wienering

my wife wears a peacoat to bed

All my money goes to guy sitting in a jacuzzi

My wife did a percocet

every night when my wife falls asleep i squat over her mouth and fart and she hasn’t noticed not even once in 32 years she’s such a fucking idiot

Sending massive scrolls of my tweets on a cargoship to China

my boss made me sell Matcha to China

my puerto rican dog is pushing p’s

Listening to Tyler, the Creator as I’m hittin my naturally pretty bisexual girlfriend from the back

Listening to Tyler, the Creator as I have oral sex with my bisexual emo girlfriend

bro i went to the sagging white schizophrenic store and you were fresh out of stock