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#tusksup; preferred units of measure: meters/grams/liters; 5th fastest no-drop joggling marathon in history; death to gen-AI
Saddened to hear of the passing of Ozzy Osbourne today. I feel Ozzy and I will forever be linked due to his song, ‘Crazy Train’! Quick story…..Facing the Mets at home….I walk to the plate and say ‘Hey Mike (Piazza), how’s it going?’ He says, ‘I’m doing fine Larry, but I hate…
ted lasso is such a weird show, because in one moment it'll say something like "you deserve whatever you want" which is a morally repugnant statement and a core belief of the show. but then Roy Kent will say "fuck your feelings, fuck your overthinking" which is v based
blank check, I'm dead serious. if this man walks, I'm done with this team.
Here’s the video of @ronaldacunajr24 unfiltered reaction 😂😂😂
all i want is a modern car that looks exactly like this, is that too much to ask?

this is the response of 99% of people throughout my life, and yet after 25 years I'm still doing it
started juggling in front of my toddler and instead of being impressed he said “why are you doing that”
every single movement that Nick Allen makes at shortstop is so efficient and quick. he's not flashy like Jeter or Dansby.
take this with a heavy grain of salt because it's from The Boob, but yeah, Kranitz is the only guy that should still be here next year
Keep Weiss away from the manager chair. Nobody on the current staff should be the new manager. The entire staff needs to be overhauled
on the baseball reference page for the 2014 Braves, there is only one player in the "top 12 players" wearing a Braves uniform in his photo, and it is Anthony Varvaro

only way to justify this is a Ronald Acuña extension TODAY
The Braves are apparently raising A List season ticket pricing significantly for 2026, which I’m sure is going to go over super well
the year was 2006. I'm a senior in high school. sleepover with my friend Ryan who owned seasons 1 and 2 of the office. stayed up most of the night watching and laughing.
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
what is the robot slur? is it clankers? clankers clankers clankers clankers
I’m not calling robots THAT. All of you are getting cancelled in 10 years time
braves look amazing, reds look putrid because the font for the names clashes with the number font
The Braves and Reds will wear these NASCAR-inspired uniforms during Speedway Classic 🏁