sat

i’m crashing out see you when the dust settles

trying to quit videos under 5 minutes but the algo is so evil man

acquired more wood today, i love wood

best advice my dad gave me: you’re always later than you think

oscillating at high frequency between i’m the best and i’m the worst

we’re not doomscrolling, we’re monitoring the situation

sad how posts with images and videos get more engagement

building cold brew from scratch goes way too hard

this place is magical. we don’t know each other but somehow it feels like we do

gm back from vacation, time to flex my desk again

she caught me tweeting while we were out eating. it’s so over for me

‘tpot’ is starting to sound cringe lowkey

need to buy a house asap without going into debt

i do not deserve to eat this good

on vacation and all i see are obese tourists. we’re so cooked

get married and make babies before you’re 30

physically i’m here

had too much coffee i can feel my heart. this might be my last tweet love y’all

nah brainrot slop on shirts is too crazy

on the road this week. expect fewer tweets (or more idk)