dondada mama
@dondadamama
I tweet for the people who mistake the beginning of Miss Independent for Romping Shop.
Found out at 11PM that the 2PM game is now 9AM. 😒 what if I was sleeping ?
I ran errands at 8 am did a venue visit baby sat my niece cut last min custom shirts dropped off orders brought my daughter shopping watched my daughters’ tournament in a sweaty ass gym for 4 hours I am fuckin exhausteddddd
ngl, falling in love (platonically) is not talked about enough. that moment when you realized that someone was truly a friend to you is so precious
I went from no plans today to SO MANY THINGS TO DO. I told my daughter my list and she goes “girl you never say no to people when they need help” and rolled her eyes. 😭 NOT TOO MUCH ON ME RHYMEY
Carnival next week and I am worried 😭 make space under the dj booth for me and my pillow yall
Post concussion I am always SO TIRED. I can’t stay awake even w meds n coffee. Bring back the headaches to be honest.
They used Minute Maid fruit punch. I’m personally offended 😞
OKAY.
Black people dance to the rhythm. Yt people dance to the lyrics - @ImpatienTourist 😭😭😭
Sending him back to his woman on Labour Day
enjoy your summer boo while you can
Facts. They just went to an all white bashment in that last pic.
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
My kids absolutely hate me
Cleaning ur car will make u realize ppl in the backseat have no respect for u
“Bana” lets me know that we don’t have much to discuss
So many flyers this year with the word Bana and it’s so ugly.
So many flyers this year with the word Bana and it’s so ugly.
The photo is how my friends look at me mid party when I pull up with another round of tequila
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Yo maybe Entrepreneurship is not for me. I’ve never wanted to put hands on so many people until now.