Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz
@doctordoofevil
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Chelsea won the Club World Cup. They qualified by winning the UCL 4 years ago. From that team, only 2 players are still there, Reece James & Ben Chilwell (on loan at Palace). Heck, even the managers & owners have changed! After a tumultuous few years, its a massive feat!

Donnarumma to Saka at every pivotal stage in his footballing career
Vaibhav Suryavanshi was 6 days old when India won the 2011 Cricket World Cup.
After watching today's performance, I think Madrid won't be attending 2025 Ballon D'or Ceremony too...
Never thought about Goddess Lakshmi this way. @rajivmehta19
Can we please stop comparing the lion to the tiger? A tiger is stronger, is heavier, is faster and more brutal than lions. The lion is a fraudulent creature who paid influencers to call it “king of the jungle”. This overhyped wig-wearing fraud does NOT even live in the jungle.
I'm curious...who's winning this fight?
Ancelotti last season: "Xavi complaining about the referees? I am a professional. I'm not going to lower myself to that level out of respect for Spanish football... Complaining about referees is a level that is not for professionals."
This one might go to the moon
Markieff says he was ‘shocked’ to find out he was being traded 😭 (via @twins_n_wins)