Doak

Drove by a vet and on the marquee it said, "Why were the dogs afraid of the trick or treaters? They were dressed as vets." Could use some workshopping.

Practicing my patented technique "salad inversion" by having a dinner of a huge salad with a side of a small piece of fish

I cannot have popsicles in the house. I lose all self-control once they cross the threshold.

This is the biggest succulent I've ever seen. I had to purchase it.

I have a different suggestion about what you can do into Lake Michigan to relieve stress

Bought some string because I felt like it could be useful. I have no use in mind at the moment. When was the last time I needed string? Couldn't tell ya.

I have been VERY into measuring things ever since I bought a yardstick

The presence of the crime scene unit across the street is recontextualizing the unidentified noises that woke me up this morning in a major way.

It's more than just a hobby for me. I am passionate about aiding and abetting.

I hate gadgets. But. I love tools.

Miami Blues this movie fuckin sucks they forgot to hire an editor and just had some kid do it and Alec Baldwin is so mean to Jennifer Jason Leigh

Whho is Tension Rod

I was gonna work on my sandals but I just ate a REALLY big arepa

Hardcore (1979) dir. Paul Schrader. Starring George C. Scott. I was laffin my ffuckin ass off

My pre-colombian salsas business is in dire straights

Sparrows seem to be doing test flights with their fledglings. Mixed results.