Dantes

I'm never checking my dm requests ever again.

If you ask a group of men what their biggest fear is, you’ll get a lot of different answers. Some may say “spiders,” Some may say “heights,” Some may even say “abandonment” But, after having my League account locked by Riot for the last few days, I realized what the only real…

How am I supposed to explain to my accountant that this was a business expense?

When I was 12 my mother asked me what I wanted to be when I got older. “Firefighters help people,” “Teachers teach people,” “Doctors cure people,” “Mommy, what if I just want to tell people to kill themselves over pixels on a screen?” She gave me a sad smile and downloaded…

For years, I told myself I would never want to multistream to YouTube so I could preserve the authentic livestreaming feeling for my Twitch audience. After years of reading comments about my music taste, I realized that giving my audience the opportunity to listen to my streams…

When asked, doctors responded that the most painful thing a human being could experience is childbirth. Clearly, those doctors never experienced a 17 game loss streak in League of Legends.

For the last few years I’ve felt aimless and lost when it came to League of Legends. From the beginning of my career, I always wanted to make my job memorable. When I look back on the years of 2021-2024 this was something that I not only worked towards, but accomplished better…

On this tweet, over 50% of the comments on are hate comments, shitting on me for the pricing being too low. Of those comments, 0% were made by actual artists or people that do commissions. Let’s just address a few things; For those telling me that I should’ve done an art…

I’ve always used art that I found online to add hype to my tweets over the last few years. Recently, whenever I try searching for any I always get AI results and it doesn’t evoke the same emotion that I’m used to. As a result, I’m going to be doing something I’ve never done…

I woke up this morning and realized I can’t do it anymore. After 600 games, I quit. - ADC is the hardest role in the game. - I was wrong about how they should itemize. - Support mains are retarded, 90% of jungle mains are even worse. I’m gonna use everything I’ve learned…

Yesterday a Reddit thread about me hit the top of r/leagueoflegends; As a response, I’d just like to say… Everything is true. ADC sucks, I hated almost every moment of it, and I genuinely don’t understand how people can queue up for that role unless they’re mentally ill.

ADC is the most unfun role in all of League of Legends.

After playing 500 games of ADC and demoting to Emerald, I did something yesterday that I never thought I would do; I built full damage items. D4 reclaimed. 16 days remain.

My grandfather died 5 years ago from Alzheimer’s. Before he did, I remember going to the hospital and having him not even remember who I was. In that moment, I felt so sad that I became numb; Since then, I haven't felt that way again... Until yesterday.

In 21 days, the new Hecarim skin releases. If by then I am not at least Masters, I will quit ADC forever, lose $2000, and admit that it is the hardest role in the game. For the last month I've been hardstuck D4; The time to lock in has finally come. This is my start.

In 21 days, the new Hecarim skin releases. If by then I am not at least Masters, I will quit ADC forever, lose $2000, and admit that it is the hardest role in the game. For the last month I've been hardstuck D4; The time to lock in has finally come. This is my start.

Over the last few years, I've been let down by every single Hecarim skin that's been released. Cosmic Charger, Arcana, Winterblessed. I never thought that Riot would ever release a Hecarim skin that would be able to rival Elderwood... I was wrong. This looks insane.

Thinking about this upcoming war with Iran made me realize how I ran away from my responsibility to prove that ADC was a broken role; Yesterday I spent 10 hours in a hospital, Today I’m spending 10 hours in a mental asylum… NA Diamond The time to reignite the climb has come.

Over the last 15 hours I’ve been experiencing something even more painful than a 10 game loss streak; Kidney stones. I almost canceled my flight home from Germany because of how unbearable the pain was… But, after seeing that my ADC account was still D4, I knew I had to tough…

Martin Luther King Jr was unemployed, Albert Einstein was unemployed, Nikola Tesla was unemployed, Even Jesus was unemployed. Over the course of history, one thing has always remained true; Wagies are forgotten while unemployed legends live on forever.