dl wiest 🐻
@dlwiest
SWE | Lead FE Dev @ Flippd | CEO @ HTMX | Third place winner of the Hampton Community Library 2024 Soup Cookoff | Please DM me cool raccoon pics
I tried to keep up with my (70 y/o) mother landscaping today I should not have done that
I don't like how far you're making me scroll down the birth year select list developers please fix this
Did you know it's called "gorilla glue" because zoo workers used to punish gorillas by gluing their hands to their heads?
idk how to justify this but I think it's spiritually unhealthy to be rude to the robot
Rolled my ankle carrying rocks yesterday and the Celsius is down in the basement. I’m cooked 😭
I don't think I've ever asked about someone's career with transactional intent. I'm not a hiring manager, and if I needed help from a freelancer, I wouldn't find it by asking random people what they do for a living.
If someone asks you “what do you do?” within seconds of meeting you — don’t be annoyed. Smile. You’ve just identified a transactional player. Instead, give them the lowest status answer. Then drop your highest IQ insights for the rest of the conversation. This breaks brains.
I don’t think I’ve seen one video of a humanoid robot doing something where a simple solution wouldn’t work much better
JUST IN: Elon Musk says "this will become normal in a few years."
Stones I dug out while I was planting more trees. Gonna build a path with them + use the little ones to border a bed. Better than Minecraft tbh

Told myself if ETH ever gets back to $4k I would sell all of it to cover home repairs and now that that might happen I’m very upset. That’s my emotional support crypto!
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US I’M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT
I know a lot of English surnames were based on the patriarch’s profession but then who the hell was Oldman?