dj mommy wook 🔮🧚🏻‍♀️💫

.@dakleiner called Ellie Stella today and that’s why he no longer exists

my favorite thing about real housewives is when the women rant about all their drama their husbands just sit there silent with blank faces and you can visibly see them regretting their entire lives

anyone in Miami got an Illenium jersey I can borrow?

I have so many submissions shit’s gonna take a month to get a winner out of all of them lmao

I have 151 names rn 🚶🏼‍♀️‍➡️

It has become apparent im gonna have to do multiple DJ brackets then have the winners face off

I was unfamiliar with everyone’s fave DJ game you guys rock so far

DJ BRACKET IS HAPPENING 🚨🚨 Drop your top 3 favorite DJs of all time in the replies. Every genre is welcome ❤️

“RIP Hulk Hogan you’ve been my idol for decades”

is now a bad time to do a DJ bracket

all of you rn 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

we got the twitter groupthink police on duty today

SLANDER MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Hey @grok, based on your analysis of all my mutual followers, list the 10 accounts that are most likely to die first in a horror movie. Don't mention the person, just @, and why.

Hey @grok, based on your analysis of all my mutual followers, list the 10 accounts that are the least funny. Don't mention the person, just @, and why.

I love when we all collectively ask grok stuff

all star lineup right here 😤💯

Hey @grok based on your analysis of the last 6 months, name 10 accounts that frequently visit my profile, don’t mention the person, just @, the username and the number of times they visited

can people stop saying “apart” instead of “a part” like how do you even mix those two up they’re complete opposites

if you never get gifted trinkets by strangers at festivals/events it means you have a shit vibe sorry