dip

i got tired of breaking aesthetic on @i__like__men so i decided to make an official twitter account, however, it will not be linked in anything.

jesus was a water type pokemon

i can't show any sign of weakness but i can make it clap in public

why do big banks have cool names like "american epxress" and "goldman sachs" while small-town banks be named shit like "federal bank of the state of credit credit union federal banking union"

damn bitch, can i sell you?

leroy jenkins does NOT look like chainsmoker

i'm gonna go into the cracker barrel bathroom and scream at the top of my lungs "when there's rain there's thunder" and then biden blast my scalp onto the ceiling

goated with the arkansauce -ctapp 2025

i bet he has a jimmy yeast infection

i don't have a beer belly, i have pee belly. it's just full of pee.

i co fold my life my fold to burrito a fuck couldn't i

libel

d-d-d-d-damn b-b-bitch... th-that's quite the m-mooty you've got there... d-d-d-d-do it- do it- do it mart?

well that just fappened

be the get and money in the fēmalés so that the a can be the money money

now replace get money with get money

be the y in the a so that the a can be the b, now replace 'b' with 'm', and a with 'x', and 'y' with 'get money', and 'x' with 'fēmalés'