Jamie McAleny

I’ve just seen a TV advert for Liverpool One shopping district and it’s one of THE worst adverts I have ever seen. Dated to fuck, who the hell made it and signed off on that embarrassing piece of marketing shite. @BTLF1 @LivRivLeft @empiresend 😂🤷‍♂️🙈

It’s my friends 50th this week. She’s a crazy lady who loves her charity shop kitsch/chic. So it was a great excuse for me to go hunting for the correct weird gift. Which I found. But I also found this! #conspiracytheory Yes Jerry, now you know! Now you know Jerry 😂😱❤️

Deus me protegat a daemonibus qui mundum regunt

I was surprised my bowl of frozen peas underneath the inhalation part of the fan would work so well, but it has!! I ‘scienced’ the shit out of the warm air problem 😂😂

I’d forgotten #sunflowers look so alien and violent before they open up fully! Be careful, you’ll have someone’s eye out 😂😱✌️

I’ve had a productive day, weeding my garden and harvesting some potatoes and spring onions. I’m going to have a potato salad with both of them. So I’m awarding myself The Tom Good Self-Sufficiency badge for my efforts 😂❤️🙏 #thegoodlife #gardening #genX

I harvested my potatoes this afternoon. Some huge humdingers in there 😂❤️😱 #Potatoes #homegrown #gardening

I was 49 years old and today when I learnt potatoes grow seed berries and not super weird tomatoes like I originally thought; until I did some homework 😂🤷‍♂️✌️#potato #gardening #learning #superweirdtomatoes

I cut this branch from my monster sized monstera plant late last night. Placed it in water straight away, this morning (afternoon) when I went to make my first cup of tea I noticed this!! You go monstera- look at that already!! Root away then 😱❤️🤯 #nature #plant #monstera

Well, that’s the biggest #sunflower I’ve ever grown and it’s not finished yet. I’m 6ft 2 for reference 😱🤷‍♂️🌿🌻

I was having a crown fitted today, not that type…yet?! And I was confronted by this toothy dragon, I’m assuming to show kids how to brush their teeth!! I’ve never been more terrified 😂😱🤷‍♂️ #dentist #toothydragon

I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Did you refer to me as "White Devil"?

Darling fascist bullyboy, Give me some more money you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman. Neil 😂❤️🙏 I’m so hungry I could eat my own earwax, and we know how disgusting that is, don’t we kids!!

Poppy ❤️ #GardenersWorld #GardeningX #GardeningIsMyTherapy

Why did the ‘genuine’ caller to LBC today called ‘Michael’ refer to himself as ‘a retired goyim’ 😱🙈🤬🤡 Lazy agents!! 😂😂

Got my first Poppy flower today! To say I’m excited is an understatement considering the pain in the arse time I’ve had to even get them to here! #gardeninggoals #gardening #poppy #solstice2025 timing is perfect! 🙏🌞🥀

This series of #taskmaster has been the absolute worst one of the previous eighteen series’ Want to know why it’s awful. That miserable, ugly, hate filled bitch in the hijab 🤬🤮 Fatiha by name, Fattier by nature!! Now she of course hates dogs! 🤮🤬

Name checked by Lord @doomcock in his recent video was a bit of shock! Pronounced my surname perfectly too! Thank you my leige 😂❤️🙏 youtu.be/qYcUwKhCr08?si… @the_swap_shop1

I managed to get outside in the garden for a bit this afternoon to check on everything after the torrential rain. I have my first tobacco flowers and the opium poppies are just about to pop. As well as some monochromatic flowers 🌸❤️😱 #GardeningX #Blooming

I’m accidentally watching Newsnight on BBC2 and I can’t believe all three of these people have some sort of speech impediment or lisp 😱😂🤬🤡 Pwosh wisps