Dick Masterson
@dickmasterson
America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸
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The troll’s remorse death of South Park started with that stupid Wendy vs. Cartman fight. Like yeah, you guys are really defending the little guy here. Put a pink ribbon on the box set.
This is like Vito's Futurama take. Painful to hear but true
H1B visas and off-shoring neutered the tech right over 20 years. Without it, Silicon Valley would be teeming with straight white men with engineering degrees and money to burn on conservative causes. Instead we have weirdo billionaires who want to LARP as computer Jesus.
Peter Thiel said there are three visions of the future and none of them is particularly good or inspiring: Greta Thunberg environmentalism, Islamism, or Chinese surveillance state. I think the new American tech renaissance provides an inspiring fourth option.
End H1Bs and deport every last motherfucker who came here on one.
Maybe it’s time to pause H-1B visas
Trump hits harder on social commentary than the South Park creators. They used to be the best in the world at it. Now Trump is the best and has been for ten years. They are old and gassed. He is the new hotness. If you think people care about money at that level, you are stupid.
What exactly do they have to be jealous over?
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I love South Park, but those guys are obviously jealous of Trump. They were #1 in the world for calling out bullshit, then Trump ate their lunch in real time. Ever since, it’s been this limp dick, Nasty Woman New Yorker shit. Lame.
Lol, imagine you can’t misgender some foreign leader’s ugly wife on YouTube. Fucking stupid.
yeah Candace is so screwed, it’s a solid complaint
Interesting. Will this work when you're not using Uber? Like can I request no female passengers or drivers in my own cars?
Uber will let women drivers and riders request to avoid being paired with men starting next month in the US
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“Hey kids, how would you like some fucking Indian serving you bug burgers remotely from inside a plastic mannequin in your gay electric car by yourself streaming Rick and Morty in 69 Fart Mode? Instead of a white girl and there’s another white girl in your car?” -America Party
I will be filing a class action lawsuit against women for defamation, slander, and lies about how fat they are (they are too fat). RT if you would like to be called as a claimant. "The fatter they are. The fatter they fall."
Tea is now the number one app on the App Store Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.
Lol. They covered up an entire apartment building’s windows for a kitschy ad screen. Did they at least draw the sky on the back?
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We need massive fucking lawsuits around Operation Chokepoint. All of these communists and HR foids got embedded so deeply into the compliance departments of banks and processors, it will trillion dollar lawsuits and jail time to flush them out.
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