cockwhore

i’m not even a pervert fr i’m actually just a woman

i always say the right thing

we shouldn’t be enemies we should be oomfies

my thumb wrestling days are behind me

unemployment is the 8th state of matter

i should be allowed to dm people who’ve blocked me to find out why and beg for forgiveness

My friends and I host something called “Mormon Night" every Friday where we drink soda and dry hump eachother for hours

maybe you didn’t hear me

it’s trim your bush thursday

girl im bored let’s go get circumcised

i’ve always been cockwhore

i remember when my dms used to be filled with cock, now it’s just bot groupchats :(

no good can come from saying my name 3 times in the mirror

not gonna lie, i am evil

It's not cocking to you that I'm sucking on dickness

say my name 3 times in the mirror and i’ll show up and violate you

it felt like a cock day today

is today gonna be a cock, a penis, or a dick day?

what do you call a lesbian that loves cock