evil devin (new account edition)

it's 2 inches and thin and i'm 4'8 btw

i'm gooping

Peanits and bals

oopsie

asking every one at the club what their favorite color is

my special interests are hanging out and having a good time

AIAB (assigned Irish at birth)

league of legends

they delivered the dick cloner to the wrong address lmfaooo

Undiagnosing myself I am fine

jorge's death in reach :(

i've been staying clean shaven are you guys mad at me

putting myself into a coma for about 4 days until i can eat again

bugbears are criminally underrated in D&D having 10ft arms lends itself to a lot of fuckery, like pickpocketing people around corners and while hiding in the rafters of an inn. very profitable

i accidentally bit an ulcer on the inside of my lip and now i have a mega ulcer

Splicing my DNA with an axolotl to regrow my foreskin

i never could have imagined i'd use the phrase "penis adjacent" but here we are

i wanna get an old vintage oscilloscope not because i'll ever use it but because they look cool as fuck and would be good decoration